The Bullet List

Griffey vs Bonds: Opposite Ends of the WAR Graphs

via www.beyondtheboxscore.com

It's kinda sad the see the rapid decline of Griffey's WAR. Even sadder to see Bond's WAR.

Tree Beast Carries Out Suicide Mission on Unsuspecting City People

via sfist.com

Via Voices that I Hear.

It's Thursday, Let's Enhance It

via www.youtube.com

Found myself doing this today. It's kinda fun. I wonder if CSI is hiring. Let's enhance this.

Junior, I think you need a blog. I've got people who can help.

"I can't win this, and I'm not trying to," Griffey told reporters. "I don't have a blog. I'm just hoping that whoever said it is man enough to come to me and talk about it. It's my word against two unnamed sources. It is what it is and I will just let it go."

via sports.espn.go.com

Reminder: Always wear your seatbelt when riding in a taxi.

via news.cincinnati.com

A recent survey shows that less than 30% of my friends wear a seatbelt in a taxi.

Arizona Explained by Crayola

via 9gag.com

via www.cutesexyfunnyawful.com

It's a Good Bet He's Canadian

If anyone has noticed the soaring share price of Priceline.com, it’s an easy bet that Canadian actor William Shatner had something to do with it.

via www.torontosun.com

It's soaring because he's Canadian!

So this is an article in the Toronto Sun -- I'm assuming a B league paper, I believe the Star is the main daily -- writing a story about Shatner shilling for Priceline. And it's [only] news because he's Canadian. Seriously, Canada, you don't have to stoop to this. You're a great country. You're one of our favorite border states countries.

Perhaps a real masterpiece cannot be crucified on a cross

via www.laphamsquarterly.org

Fun with Vonnegut.

NPBR ME ASAP

 

OMG I Can't Wait for Friday

Girl with Crappy Job Who Really, Really Can’t Wait for Friday, to the Point That It Verges on Rain Main-like Obsession
Almost Friday!

via blog.engauge.com

Funny list of "People you can't stand on Facebook," taken from a carbon-based paper magazine called GQ.

Hard decision: do I cross-post this to Facebook or not? I'm pretty sure lazy cross-poster is on the list of annoying people on Facebook and Twitter.